Tiger Woods recently farted at the Buick Open. And it’s news! Ah, Tiger.
Poor Tiger. He should have used the classic defense: whoever smelt it, is he who dealt it.
Seriously, is someone farting that interesting? I know it’s considered funny, but, seriously, everbody passes gas. Everybody. Usually several times a day. There’s nobody who doesn’t do it. Nobody.
Cut Tiger some slack. Oprah, Obama, Uma Thurman, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, even Scarlett Johansson . . . you know what? They’ve all farted. Many, many times.
Sheesh. You people. It’s like a kindergarten class. Cut it out, cut it out!