Bank Robber Calls The Police On Himself

Terrence Germani, who described himself as “mentally unstable”, called the police to tell them he was going to rob a bank.

Man wants to go to jail, so calls police to tell him he's going to rob the bank.
Man wants to go to jail, so calls police to tell him he’s going to rob the bank.

Brilliant. Free room and board, free food. Doesn’t get any better than that?

In other news, teacher Heather Zeo is arrested for having sex with students. It’s a crazy world, these days. I tell you what.

She's cute, too.
She’s cute, too.

I suppose we should feel bad for her students, but it’s hard to. Although I certainly don’t feel bad for her, either. Of course she’s going to get caught. I remember how many tall tales guys would tell about bedding the hot teacher when I was in school–chances are, if they had really had sex with the hot teacher, they’d post it on a billboard.

If you’re a teacher and you have sex with a student, you’re going to get found out. One way or another, that student is going to tell somebody, probably a lot of somebodies, and then it’s only a matter of time. Consider yourself warned, cute-but-naughty vixen teachers of America.

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