Natalie Dylan Auctions Off Her Virginity

Natalie Dylan to Auction Virginity For Graduate School.

Natalie Dylan to Auction Virginity For Graduate School.

For $2.5 million dollars. And we have a bad economy?

Ooops, I’m behind the times. It’s now $3.7 million. Many in my gender are apparently insane. Lunatics. That is all.

Shizzle, for $2.5 million dollars, I’d do it. For $3.7 Million, I would definitely do it.

If I were a young, attractive woman. I expect, in the future, a lot of woman will be saving themselves–for the future auction.

Natalie Dylan is quite the entreprenuer. But $3.7 million dollars? Do we have a crack epidemic in our country? What are these people smoking? Why would anyone spend that sort of money to have sex with a virgin? Seriously? Who gives a crap?

The men bidding on this auction are either scamming, or out of their dang minds. All I’m saying.

Natalie Dylan is Cute, but Worth $2.5 Mil? No. Not even Close.

Natalie Dylan is Cute, but Worth $2.5 Mil? No. Not even Close.

I guess it takes all kinds. But $3.7 Million Dollars? To have sex with one kind-of-cute-chick who hasn’t ever gone “all the way” before? Uh. No. Not even for a “good cause”.

Natalie Dylan is Supposedly a Virgin. But You Think She Has Never Done Anything Sexual With her Hands or Mouth, You Is a Suckah.

Natalie Dylan is Supposedly a Virgin. But You Think She Has Never Done Anything Sexual With her Hands or Mouth, You Is a Suckah.

3 Responses to “Natalie Dylan Auctions Off Her Virginity”


  1. 1 Gino Van de Walle January 14, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    Well, she can do whatever she wants. I certainly don’t care. But… having read this, I somehow thought back of the 1993 movie “Indecent Proposal”. And I would certainly have preferred Demi above Nathalie. Not only was Demi more beautiful (and experienced, compared to an inexperienced virgin), she was also less expensive!
    http://www.ginovandewalle.com/indecent-proposal/

  2. 2 Superman January 16, 2009 at 3:52 am

    Technically she is a virgin, but since she has given and received oral sex, she’s not really a virgin. BTW, she’s a FAT bitch. Why would ANYBODY want to spend a million dollars to fuck her?!?!?!? That’s here REAL reason to do this…MONEY…so she doesn’t have to go get a job after college. She’s repulsive!

  3. 3 Memetrics January 16, 2009 at 11:42 am

    Superman,

    You are right that anybody paying 3 million dollars or more for her “virginity” is just insane. Literally, insane.

    I don’t think she’s repulsive–actually, that she can so easily wheedle a gazillion dollars out of people who are apparently very stupid but have a lot of money is pretty impressive. I wish I could do that. But . . . oh, well.

    Yeah, the real reason to do it is money. That people are willing to pay upwards of 3.7 million dollars for an intact hymen gives me faith in our economy.


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