Sean Avery Calls Elisha Cuthbert “Sloppy Seconds”

Uh-huh. Um, no.

This is Sean Avery.

This is Sean Avery, Who Apparently Has Ego Issues.
This is Sean Avery, Who Apparently Has Ego Issues.

This is Elisha Cuthbert.

This is Elisah Cuthbert, Who Sean Avery Thinks is His Sloppy Seconds. Because Sean Avery is a moron.
This is Elisah Cuthbert, Who Sean Avery Thinks is His Sloppy Seconds. Because Sean Avery is a moron.

Um, no.

A CNN/Sports Illustrated time-line of Sean Avery’s emotional problems.

Sean Avery apologized for his stupidity, but apparently to little avail.

A little more Elisha Cuthbert. This is who Sean Avery refers to as Sloppy Seconds? He deserves to get suspended just for being an idiot. A serious, serious idiot.
A little more Elisha Cuthbert. This is who Sean Avery refers to as Sloppy Seconds? He deserves to get suspended just for being an idiot. A serious, serious idiot.

Okay, and one more of Cuthbert. No more of Sean Avery. Becauze who givez a shizzle about Sean frackin’ Avery?

A not-safe-for-work of Elisha Cuthbert. Sorry, but I thought it was necessary, under the circumstances.
A not-safe-for-work of Elisha Cuthbert. Sorry, but I thought it was necessary, under the circumstances.

6 Responses to “Sean Avery Calls Elisha Cuthbert “Sloppy Seconds””


  1. 1 ldfkgj April 18, 2009 at 3:48 am

    Sean Avery is the fucking man.

  2. 2 Mike April 18, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    She’s sloppy seconds? There are men who would kill for a chance with her, regardless of how many came before.

  3. 3 Homayoun December 3, 2009 at 10:41 am

    Are u sure the last one is not FAKE??

  4. 4 Memetrics December 3, 2009 at 1:34 pm

    Last one is enhanced. Those translucent shirts give up a lot with the levels and contrast is adjusted.

  5. 5 Joe March 9, 2010 at 4:44 pm

    Sean Avery is a little fucking scumbag.He without a doubt has a little peeny and couldn’t possibly satisfy a gorgeous beauty like Elisha Cuthbert.She is total class,and he is a total prick.End of story.


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