Attorney General Michael B. Mukasey collapsed last night while delivering a speech to a prominent legal group.
Apparently, he is recovering at the hospital, and is in reasonably good shape right now. President Bush spoke with him by telephone this morning.
No one word on specifically what happened. Another man in the audience apparently fainted, but a hazardous material tests did not indicate there was any environmental hazards in the area.
In other news, a D’Ippolito Elementary School teacher’s aide used to work in the adult entertainment industry. So parents are complaining. One Louisa C. Tuck used to work in adult films as Crystal Gunns (now, that’s a name, there). The official website has been password protected since the controversy began, but there’s still plenty of images of her around the Internetical Tubes to be had.
The moral of the story? If you’ve done anything sexy and decide to try and improve your life or change careers, you can’t, because you should forever be punished for whatever you decided to do to make ends meet in your past.
I’m surprised we’re not hearing about how Crystal Gunns collapsed. Because, you know, she does look a little top-heavy.