Tom Daschle Accepts Obama Offer to Lead Health and Human Services

Time to party like it’s 1992. Seriously. Hillary Clinton may be Secretary of State. And now, Tom Daschle is back! All the liberals stand up and cheer. His first act as head of Health and Human Services will be to declare conservatism of “disease of hate”, which requires immediate and forcible treatment and special education camps. “This will be, we hope, a final solution to the problem of hate in our time,” says Daschle. 

No, I made that up, but you can believe he really said it, can’t you? I know I can. 

 

Tom Daschle, in front of his favorite spitting flag. He is planning on burning it soon, in celebration of the coming Obama administration.

Tom Daschle, in front of his favorite spitting flag. He is planning on burning it soon, in celebration of the coming Obama administration.

The guy is such a pansy. He wouldn’t last one minute with Miss Elizabeth, aka Elizabeth Ann Hulette, who could kick all sorts of azzz.

 

Miss Elizabeth, A Long-Time Supporter of Macho Man Randy Savage, but definitely not Metrosexual Man Tom Daschle. Feh!

Miss Elizabeth, A Long-Time Supporter of Macho Man Randy Savage, but definitely not Metrosexual Man Tom Daschle. Feh!

Miss Elizabeth passed was on May 1st, 2003, probably due to mixing prescription pills and vodka. Too bad. We could use her spirit right here, right now.

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Laterz, Internetz.

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