Joe Jonas Marries Camilla Belle, Begins Plot for World Domination

Nah, it’s just rumored they’re dating. And man, does she have the Brooke Shield’s eyebrows going on or what?

Camilla Belle Loves Joe Jonas Long Time. All Teenage Girls on Entire Planet Mourn.

Camilla Belle Loves Joe Jonas Long Time. All Teenage Girls on Entire Planet Mourn.

Seriously. Compare the eyebrows.

Brooke Shields had the Eyebrows. Remind you of Camilla Belle? It Does Me.

Brooke Shields had the Eyebrows. Remind you of Camilla Belle? It Does Me.

Camilla Belle’s Wikipedia entry. Already on top of the rumors. Gotta love the Wikipedia. And, to be fair, Brooke Shields on the Wikipedia.

Cannot Say I Blame Joe Jonas. If I was a World Renowned Young and Famous Rockstar, I Would Certainly Tap That.

Cannot Say I Blame Joe Jonas. If I was a World Renowned Young and Famous Rockstar, I Would Certainly Tap That.

Oh, yeah, here’s Joe Jonas. He does music or something.

Joe Jonas. Apparently he sings or delivers groceries or something.

Joe Jonas. Apparently he sings or delivers groceries or something.

You know, Joe Jonas has quite the bushy pair of eyebrows, too. Maybe that’s why he and Camilla hooked up. Eyebrow symmetry.

Speaking of classic eyebrows, we must always pay our respects to Madonna, the Queen of Sexy, Bushy Eighties Eyebrows:

Madges Eyebrows Plan Their Conquest of the Known World. Seriously, Did The Material Girl have some Material Eyebrows, or What?

Madges Eyebrows Plan Their Conquest of the Known World. Seriously, Did The Material Girl have some Material Eyebrows, or What?

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