Obama Already President of Dixville Notch

I’m pretty confident that today is going to be a depressing day for rock-ribbed conservatives like me. Alas, the Force is Strong with this one.

 

Obama Will Know If You Didnt Vote For Him. And You Will Be Audited.

Darth Obama Will Know If You Didn't Vote For Him. And You Will Be Audited.

Tiny Dixville Notch, which hasn’t gone for the Democrat since 1968, went big for His Supreme Glorious Obama-ness last night. Dixville Notch with that tiny town that holds it’s election all at once, at midnight, and so the 75 people of their tiny town get attention once every four years.

Oliver Willis–who, by his own admission, is kryptonically stupid–is the blog I link to about how Dixville Notch hasn’t gone for the Democrat since 1968. The thing he neglects to mention who Dixville Notch went for in 1968. Who was that?

Hubert Humphrey. Who ended up losing a very competitive contest to Richard Nixon by 500,000 votes. Though Nixon walked away with 301 electoral votes, he only got 43.32% of the vote. The Democrats got 42.72% of the vote. A photo-finish win for the Republicans. After Dixville Notch fell to the Democrats. And they didn’t make that mistake again for 40 years.

Just kidding about that. Nixon was president RINO. He was a Command Economy Liberal. Much like Obama could be. Probably worse. Hubert Humphrey would have been a better president from a conservatistic point of view, almost certainly.

Barack Obama, not so much. Thanks, Dixville Notch, for starting my day with a big cup of Future Fascism from The One. When Dixville Notch can so easily abandon the American Ideal for the Soviet Gulag, can’t the rest of the country?

 

Barack Obamas New Campaign to Secure the Undecideds, Non-Believers and Other Heretics.

Barack Obamas New Campaign to Secure the Undecideds, Non-Believers and Other Heretics.

According to Real Clear Politics, we can’t wait to remake America in our Supreme Glorious Leader Obama’s image. Yay.

Well, whatever. Elect a Mega-Socialist, you Hope-and-Change-Deranged people. I’m not moving to Canada. I’m not moving to France. I’m staying right here. In the Greatest Country in the World™. And you can’t make me leave. Yet.

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