Tea Leoni Leaves Fox Mulder for Anna Torv

Tea Leoni. Cute, and as good a comedic actress as you could hope to find. Apparently, shes run into to the strong, alpha-man arms of Billy Bob Thornton, just because poor David Duchovny has sex addiction and has been between the legs of about a thousand different womenz.
Tea Leoni. Cute, and as good a comedic actress as you could hope to find. Apparently, she’s run into to the strong, alpha-man arms of Billy Bob Thornton, just because poor David Duchovny has sex addiction and has been between the legs of about a thousand different womenz.

“The last X-Files Movie just wasn’t good,” she explains. “J.J. Abrams Fringe is just a much more interesting show, and a much better way of having FBI agents investigate the unexplained, than rehashing old X-Files reruns on the big screen. Plus, David just won’t stop having sex when anything that moves. That’s been a pain in the ass as well.”

Okay, she’s not really leaving Duchovny for Anna Torv. But, if she did, who would blame her?

Anna Torv from Foxs excellent new series, Fringe.
Anna Torv from Fox’s excellent new series, Fringe.

Actually, it appears Duchovny is leaving because he found text messages from Billy Bob Thornton to Tea on her cell phone. Sure, he puts his wink-a-doodle in anything with an appropriate receptable, and she’s the bad guy for getting her text on with bad ass Billy Bob Thornton? Funk off, Duchovny. You always were a douchebag.

Look at Billy Bob Thornton. Hes just bad ass. David Duchovnys all right, in a girly kinda way, but Billy Bob is a Mans Man. Tea Leoni made the right decision.

Look at Billy Bob Thornton. He's just bad ass. David Duchovny's all right, in a girly kinda way, but Billy Bob is a Man's Man. Tea Leoni made the right decision.

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