Tony Curtis is Pissed That He Wasn’t Paul Newman

Tony Curtis–old, bald, and curmudgeonly–complained that his life of being rich and famous, but not as rich and famous as others, has been horribly unfair.

He deserved more from Hollywood. He coulda been a contender!

Oh, all right. He was pretty good looking during the day. But, come on. Marlon Brando? Paul Newman?
Oh, all right. He was pretty good looking during the day. But, come on. Marlon Brando? Paul Newman?

Compare Tony to Brando and Newman:

Alpha-male Paul Newman exuded all kinds of bad-assedness. Not offense, Mr. Curtis, but come on.
Alpha-male Paul Newman exuded all kinds of bad-assedness. Not offense, Mr. Curtis, but come on.
Yes, he got fat and weird. But back in the day, who was more Alpha-Masculine than The Brando?
Yes, he got fat and weird. But back in the day, who was more Alpha-Masculine than The Brando?
Who would Rachelle Leah have been more attracted to? Tony Curtis or Paul Newman and Marlon Brando?
I think you know the answer.
Rachelle Leah has Paul Newman or Marlon Brando on her mind.
Rachelle Leah has Paul Newman or Marlon Brando on her mind.

BTW, Rachelle Leah will be appearing on the cover of Playboy soon. And presumably inside the magazine as well. As if you didn’t know. Cuz that is why you are searching her out, isn’t it, naughty, naughty Internetz.

Dont be jealous, Tony Curtis. Rachelle Leah still likes you as a friend.
Don’t be jealous, Tony Curtis. Rachelle Leah still likes you as a friend.

You know who else Rachelle Leah would like? Steve McQueen.

Rachelle Leah Wants Steve McQueen. Wants him bad. Tony Curtis? Not so much.

Rachelle Leah Wants Steve McQueen. Wants him bad. Tony Curtis? Not so much.

1 Response to “Tony Curtis is Pissed That He Wasn’t Paul Newman”


  1. 1 celebsip October 27, 2008 at 5:04 am

    See the full collection of the Rachelle Leah Playboy photos here –

    http://rachelleleahphotos.blogspot.com/2008/10/rachelle-leah-naked-in-playboy-november.html

    Also, a lot more from here past…


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