It’s Yom Kippur, and the Internets is Celebrating. Or atoning, I guess. You’re doing something.
Anyway, I think your sudden interest in Judaism is touching, and no doubt that’s why you’ve been searching for the Ark of the Covenant.
If you do happen to find this lost ark, it is recommended that you don’t open it. Refer to Dr. Henry Jones, Jr. for more information.
You’ve also developed a sudden re-interest in Murder In the Hamptons, a 2005 episode of 48 Hours about a murder that happened in 2001. You guys know it’s 2008, right?
Anyway, the surprising answer to who Killed Ted Ammon? Nancy Pelosi. That’s right. Though, keep in mind, I just skimmed the article.
And Lisa Marie Presley had twins. But that searches has already fallen off the radar in the time it has taken me to write this. Fickle, fickle Internets.
I’m sure Lisa Marie’s lovely new children will have a very stable, highly-functional upbringing. Hoo-boy.