Man, you communists, hippies and other ne’er-do-wells sure seem to have it in for my Sarah. Well, funk you, hippie-freaks.
You booed her at a hockey game. Man, you people just suck. And you’re out of your damn minds. And, natch, the press made a super-big deal about it because who makes up the press? Communists, hippies, former FM DJs who can no longer find employment spinning vinyl platters, and people who used to work in the Clinton administration.
And, hey, booing Flyers Fans? Your team lost. Keep that in mind.
You deserve your Obamarama, and I’m pretty sure you’re going to get it. Hatin’ on Palin. I hope your tax cuts are the first one’s Obamarama suddenly finds actually have to be tax increases, because solving global poverty ends up being a lot more expensive than he thought at first, and you know how important that is.
You’re still on about the Troopergate thing. Boy, the press is on your side, on that one. She’s guilty cuz “I’m a Democrat and I say she is!”, but otherwise she did everything right. And the “abuse of power” was apparently “bringing repeated pressure” to get a messed-up, irresponsible, potential psychopath from roaming the streets of Alaska with a badge and a gun. What a terrible abuse of power, Miss Palin. Shocking.
Wonder if they’d be saying that if he’d tasered some kid and the kid died. It’s happened, you know.
So, Sarah Palin’s Yahoo email gets broken in to, and a judge rules that Sarah Palin has to keep all her email so reporters and Democrats can snoop in it.
A quote from that story needs a correcting:
An Anchorage judge has ordered Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin to preserve e-mails from private accounts she has used to conduct state business.
That should be amended, by what has been revealed of the emails, to say: “Alludes to, implies, or could be inferred of as referring to a hidden thought about state business”. Try talking about your life and your schedule in your own private correspondence without bringing up work. You people are desperate, and irritating.
And, apparently Sarah Palin is on the outs with John McCain, because she makes crowds excited and enthusiastic about voting Republican, and he doesn’t like that. The TimesOnline in the UK is very concerned about McCain losing the election because of a loose cannon like Sarah Palin being on the ticket. Mmmhmm. Their concern seems so genuine.
Man, I’m voting for Palin. I don’t think she’ll win, but I sure hope she does. I can’t wait to hear all you haters crying and boo-hooing about the end of the world, it the Palinocracy comes to pass.
When Barack Obama-lama-dingdong is getting sworn in, you know what I’m going to be doing? Crying? Boo-hooing? Nah, I’m going to be going to work. And searching The Google to see what Sarah Palin is up to next. I swear, you haters are such pussies, when it comes down to it. Seriously.