No, seriously, peeps, get over it. What’s wrong with you Internets?
Yes, Sarah Palin has a gay friend. ‘Course, Palin is horrible for calling her friend’s homosexuosity a choice, although I could tell you from experience that gay people think the gayness is a choice when they’re trying to get you to make out with them. “You never know, you might like it.” Sorry, dude. Can’t help ya. Heterosexuality isn’t a choice.
You know, I’m imagining lots of folks are imagining that about Sarah Palin and her gay friend right about now. You naughty Internets.
Okay, fine. One blog has recently broken the shocking news (plus photo) of Sarah Palin engaged in a spit-swapping lesbian kiss. Oh, yeah. You better believe it, you naughty Internets. Find it here, if you dare.
Lots of tongue action, apparently. Hope they brushed their teeth and whatnot.