Sarah Palin Booed? Palin Guilty of Extreme Legal Behavior and Good Sense? When Will the Madness Stop?

Man, you communists, hippies and other ne’er-do-wells sure seem to have it in for my Sarah. Well, funk you, hippie-freaks. 

You folks who are hatin’ on Palin can shizzle my big, fat dizzle. You know what I’m saying. Fun is fun, but you cut that shiznit out.

You booed her at a hockey game. Man, you people just suck. And you’re out of your damn minds. And, natch, the press made a super-big deal about it because who makes up the press? Communists, hippies, former FM DJs who can no longer find employment spinning vinyl platters, and people who used to work in the Clinton administration.

And, hey, booing Flyers Fans? Your team lost. Keep that in mind.

You deserve your Obamarama, and I’m pretty sure you’re going to get it. Hatin’ on Palin. I hope your tax cuts are the first one’s Obamarama suddenly finds actually have to be tax increases, because solving global poverty ends up being a lot more expensive than he thought at first, and you know how important that is.

You’re still on about the Troopergate thing. Boy, the press is on your side, on that one. She’s guilty cuz “I’m a Democrat and I say she is!”, but otherwise she did everything right. And the “abuse of power” was apparently “bringing repeated pressure” to get a messed-up, irresponsible, potential psychopath from roaming the streets of Alaska with a badge and a gun. What a terrible abuse of power, Miss Palin. Shocking.

 

Mike Wooten: “Badges? I don’t need no stinking badges!“

 

Wonder if they’d be saying that if he’d tasered some kid and the kid died. It’s happened, you know.

So, Sarah Palin’s Yahoo email gets broken in to, and a judge rules that Sarah Palin has to keep all her email so reporters and Democrats can snoop in it.

A quote from that story needs a correcting:

An Anchorage judge has ordered Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin to preserve e-mails from private accounts she has used to conduct state business.

That should be amended, by what has been revealed of the emails, to say: “Alludes to, implies, or could be inferred of as referring to a hidden thought about state business”. Try talking about your life and your schedule in your own private correspondence without bringing up work. You people are desperate, and irritating. 

And, apparently Sarah Palin is on the outs with John McCain, because she makes crowds excited and enthusiastic about voting Republican, and he doesn’t like that. The TimesOnline in the UK is very concerned about McCain losing the election because of a loose cannon like Sarah Palin being on the ticket. Mmmhmm. Their concern seems so genuine.

Man, I’m voting for Palin. I don’t think she’ll win, but I sure hope she does. I can’t wait to hear all you haters crying and boo-hooing about the end of the world, it the Palinocracy comes to pass.

When Barack Obama-lama-dingdong is getting sworn in, you know what I’m going to be doing? Crying? Boo-hooing? Nah, I’m going to be going to work. And searching The Google to see what Sarah Palin is up to next. I swear, you haters are such pussies, when it comes down to it. Seriously.

Sweet Sarah Palin Tells It Like It Is.

Sarah Palin Abused Her Power By Acting Legally and Properly

The Sarah Palin Troopergate report is out. And it’s a doozy. How’s this for a story non-story? 

Sarah Palin found Guilty of Acting Legally and Properly In the Troopergate Scandal. Only in America. Only before an election. And only if it's a conservative being investigated.

So, according to the guy investigating her, Sarah Palin is guilty of abuse of power. His finding?

Governor Palin’s firing of Commissioner Monegan was a proper and lawful exercise of her constitutional and statutory authority to hire and fire executive branch department heads.

Trooper Wooten received all the workers’ compensation benefits to which he was entitled.

And the real problem? The final finding.

The Attorney General’s office has failed to substantially comply with my August 6, 2008 written request to Governor Sarah Palin for infomration[sic] about the case in the form of emails.

The main issue is that the guy investigating Palin wasn’t happy that he felt he wasn’t getting everything he asked for. He was personally offended. He wasn’t given the respect he felt he deserved. And, so, Sarah Palin was guilty of an abuse of power! Awesome. Too bad nothing like that kind of standard applies to those crazy Democratics. But, hey, that’s America. She did everything legally, properly, and–given Trooper Wooten’s record–she acted with tremendous restraint. But she’s a conservative Republican, so she’s guilty!

Um, All Hail Our Grand and Glorious Leader, Obamarama! Seriously, I’m all down with you. I don’t want to go to no camp after the election. 

 

Sarah Palin is Guilty. Of Stealing My Heart.

Captain Caucasian on the “W Magazine” Cover? Nope, Angelina Jolie. Plus: Troopergate!

Nope, apparently it’s Angelina Jolie breastfeeding. Oooh! Scandalous.

Angelina Jolie, or somebody who looks like her, doing what comes naturally. This will not be the picture on the W Cover, which isn't available yet so stop looking for it.

You’re also looking around for Captain Caucasian. Captain Caucasian and the Raging Idiots? Seriously? You sure it’s not something else?

Just so you know, hemorrhagic fever is a fever triggered by any of a wide variety of RNA viruses, and are characterized by fever and bleeding. Yummy!

It’s apparently a big problem in South Africa right now.

James T. Harris, who complained that McCain isn’t doing enough to hit Obama and try and actually, I dunno, win the election is very popular search term right now. In addition to being a talkshow host, he’s also a motivational speaker and consultant. Way to go, James!

In financial doom–I mean, news–you’re all searching for the GM Stock Price. Um, given the market, what do you think it’s doing. Peoples are saying GM’s stock price hasn’t been this low since 1951. Is that an inflation adjusted figure?

In other gloom, GE’s earnings fall for the 3rd straight quarter. It’s the End Times, people! Cash in the mattress, bury gold in the backyard, and make sure you have plenty of canned foods, water, and ammunition.

Oh, and then there’s Troopergate. No, not the one with Bill Clinton that the news media dismissed and ignored, and not the one where Eliot Spitzer had cops spying on his political enemies. Instead, the press is all on about the one where Sarah Palin might have tried to get an unstable, violent trooper who had threatened to kill his wife off the streets before he did serious damage. That witch! Want a reasonably fair take on the story, check The Weekly Standard Blog. Don’t forget, Democrat State Senator Hollis French already promised that the Trooper Gate report would deliver a lovely October Surprise for the Democrats. Fancy That! And did he deliver or what?