Rest in Peace, Jasmine Fiore. Murderous husband Ryan Jenkins? Not so much.
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Tags: carrie prejean, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Felicia Day, miss california, playboy, The Guild
She got fired by Donald Trump (oh, the irony!) because she wouldn’t meet her contractual obligations.
But, despite having a few racy photos out there on the internet, she won’t pose in Playboy.
In other news, Felicia Day is cool.
The obsess over her on Big Kev’s Geek Stuff, a podcast I’ve come to enjoy, and so I thought I’d offer a few pics of Felicia Day, just to mix it up.
She also did a little something called Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-Long Blog. Have you heard of it?
She also does The Guild. Her geek cred is top notch.
Tags: almond joy, elizabeth hasselbeck, gluten-free diet, Ida Ljungquist, mounds, playboy, playmate of the year
I guess you can still look pretty healthy and not eat gluten. I’m just not sure about these crazy diets, that’s all I’m saying. You’re a nut, Elizabeth. A nut!
In other news, Ida Ljungquist formally took the Playmate of the Year Crown. That’s quite a mouthful of name for a Playmate of the year, but there ya go.
Yes, you heard me right. Much better in the 80s. Like Marianne Gravatte, for one. Link Not Safe for Work, BTW. You’ve been warned, don’t complain to me.
Tags: carin ashley, carin ashley nude, carin ashley playboy, carin ashley swimsuit, chikipedia, playboy
Though it’s depressing to think that she was born in 1983, when I was in junior high school. Which is now called middle school. But I digress. Here’s Carin Ashley’s Chickipedia entry.
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Tags: chewing gum, chuck norris, chuck norris facts, hugh hefner, IDA, Independent Development Accounts, playboy, shannon twins, walker texas ranger
He’s here to kick ass and chew gum. And he’s all out of gum.
Chuck is going to speak at Furman University.
Here are some facts you should know about Chuck Norris:
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
More at ChuckNorrisFacts.com.
You’re still searching on Hugh Hefner’s latest cradle robbing, Karissa and Kristina Shannon.
Basically, it’s free money for poor people to help them buy stuff. The sort of thing that helped lead to our current financial crisis. Fortunately, the website I went to said they weren’t currently taking applications for that IDA. “Program Is Full”.
Tags: christie brinkley, diana bianchi, holly madison, hugh hefner, kimberly conrad, lisa ann, nailin palin, nailin paylin script, nailin' paylin, palin porn, peter cook, playboy, sarah palin, zero dollar bill
And, apparently there’s a script. Who knew these things had scripts? And, um, why, exactly, do they have scripts?
Never mind that. Thanks to commentor Condi-Hill for the update.
Hugh Hefner remains popular, as you folks search for his former wife (the one that broke poor Hef’s heart!), Kimberly Conrad.
You’re also searching for another Hugh Hefner conquest, Holly Madison. What’s up with you people? Look, you aren’t Hugh Hefner. You will never be Hugh Hefner. Ever. You’re life will never be anything like Hugh Hefner’s. Not even close. Give it up. Now.
In other news, Peter Cook, who was married to Christie Brinkley, will make his case on 20/20 to why it was such a good idea to have an affair with his 18 year old office worker Diana Bianchi while married to Christie Brinkley. Should be a hoot!
Nancy Benoit Loses Suit Over Nekkedness. Plus Tina Brown, Gena O’Kelley, and Lori Delgado. And the National Debt.Published October 9, 2008 Internet Memes 1 Comment
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You’re also unusually interested in Chuck Norris’s wife this afternoon. She has a name, people. That would be Gena O’Kelley. She’s cute enough, but I’m not sure why you’re searching her out this fine day.
You’re also back on about the Bianco Golden thing again. America’s Top Model? Seriously? Yawn.
Tags: hugh hefner, karissa and kristina shannon, playboy, shannon twins
Hugh Hefner has found himself a set of twins. Good for Hef. Ya know, I think he might finally be ready to settle down. You know, start a family.
Not to be judgemental or anything, but they look like they just turned 17.
Or here, they look like they just turned 12:
Apparently, Hugh spent a lot of time nursing an unrequieted love for the Olsen Twins, and this is the best he can do right now.
At least this time, it looks like Hef has finally found true love.
Tags: cnn, heidi strobel, heidi strobel nude, pixar, playboy, presidential debate, sarah vowell, strobel, Suzanne Malveaux, Tegan and Sara, the incredibles, the wordy shipmates, violet parr
Sarah Vowell is of Interest to the Internets Tonight. Why is that? Could it be Because of Sarah Vowell’s Other Life?
That’s Right. She’s also Violet Parr, from The Incredibles. And what a great vocal performance she turned in. In one of my favorite movies of all time. So whatever you’re all on about tonight, Internets, your intentions better be pure. That’s all I’m saying.
Apparently, you are innocently interested in Vowell’s recent book, The Wordy Shipmates. Good going, Internets. I’m proud of you.
Up and coming in the searching department is Tegan and Sara.
Canadian Singer-Songwriters Tegan and Sara . . . zzzzz . . . sorry, I fell asleep there. What were we talking about?
Oh. Right. Nothing.
Suzanne Malveaux is also a person of interest. I’m sure it has something to do with the debates, but I can’t figure out what. Maybe this?
Well, I’m tired Internets. The Internets may never sleep, but I gotta. Good night.
Well, except for this.
BTW, I’ve so far posted about 50 things to me blog (yes, I mean to say “me”), and I gotta say, you folks continue to show an unhealthy interest in Heidi Strobel. What is it about her? I mean . . .
Okay, she’s cute. I get that. But, beyond that . . . I’m not so sure. Do you Internets suspect she’s going to cure cancer or something? She’s in the Playguy magazine with some other chick, so I guess that’s it. Well, stay classy, Internets. Stay classy.
Okay then. More Heidi Strobel. Just to make you happy.
Now, that’s it. Enough with the Heidi and the Strobel and the Strobeliciousness and typing things like Hedie Stroble or Hiede Stroebl for the misspellers out there. I gotta go to bed. Seriously. Now. G’night.
Tags: an american carol, angelina jolie, burton snowboards, david zucker, grunion found, grunion memorial, john voight, models, playboy, USS Grunion
The USS Grunion. Ain’t Exactly Pretty.
On the other hand, I know why you’re all into and over those Burton Snowboards. Cuz they got Playboy models all over ‘em.
In other news, David Zucker’s American Carol is out today. David Zucker did the original Airplane! and Top Secret! and a bunch of other classic 80s and 90s parodies. If you’re a right wing nut job, then you should find it funny. If you’re a left wing nut job, I’m predicting you won’t like it and plan on spamming Rotten Tomatoes with negative ratings and reviews, sight unseen.