Posts Tagged 'playboy'

Playboy Model Jasmine Fiore Killed By Crazy Husband

Jasmine Fiore and Murderous Husband Ryan Jenkins
Jasmine Fiore and Murderous Husband Ryan Jenkins

Shades of Dorothy Stratten. Jasmine Fiore’s husband, Ryan Jenkins, killed her, apparently. Then comitted suicide himself. Apparently.

The Lovel Jasmine Fiore
The Lovely Jasmine Fiore

Rest in Peace, Jasmine Fiore. Murderous husband Ryan Jenkins? Not so much.

Carrie Prejan Won’t Appear in Playboy, Despite Losing Her Crown

She got fired by Donald Trump (oh, the irony!) because she wouldn’t meet her contractual obligations.

Prejean Looks Kinda Like a Mannequin

Prejean Looks Kinda Like a Mannequin

But, despite having a few racy photos out there on the internet, she won’t pose in Playboy.

Carrie Prejeans "Racy" Photo

Carrie Prejeans "Racy" Photo

In other news, Felicia Day is cool.

The obsess over her on Big Kev’s Geek Stuff, a podcast I’ve come to enjoy, and so I thought I’d offer a few pics of Felicia Day, just to mix it up.

Felicia is Smokin' Hot, I Gotta Admit.
Felicia is Smokin’ Hot, I Gotta Admit.
Sassy!
Sassy!

She also did a little something called Dr. Horrible’s Sing-a-Long Blog. Have you heard of it?

Felicia Day is Ultra-Hot with Uber Geek Cred. The perfect woman, in other words.
Felicia Day is Ultra-Hot with Uber Geek Cred. The perfect woman, in other words.

She also does The Guild. Her geek cred is top notch.

Gluten Free Diets

You’re all suddenly excited about gluten free diets.  So, watch the video here.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck Just Says No to Gluten

Elizabeth Hasselbeck Just Says No to Gluten

I guess you can still look pretty healthy and not eat gluten. I’m just not sure about these crazy diets, that’s all I’m saying. You’re a nut, Elizabeth. A nut!

In other news,  Ida Ljungquist formally took the Playmate of the Year Crown. That’s quite a mouthful of name for a Playmate of the year, but there ya go.

She's cute enough, I suppose, but I'm not impressed. 12 months of Playmates and she's really the best they could do? Much better in the 80s.
She’s cute enough, I suppose, but I’m not impressed. 12 months of Playmates and she’s really the best they could do? Much better in the 80s.

Yes, you heard me right. Much better in the 80s. Like Marianne Gravatte, for one. Link Not Safe for Work, BTW. You’ve been warned, don’t complain to me.

Marianne Gravatte was 80s Hot. Puts today's so-called Playmates of the Year to shame.
Marianne Gravatte was 80s Hot. Puts today’s so-called Playmates of the Year to shame.

Looking for Carin Ashley? Can’t Say That I Blame You

Carin Ashley, Not Butt Naked but Close Enough
Carin Ashley, Not Butt Naked but Close Enough

Though it’s depressing to think that she was born in 1983, when I was in junior high school. Which is now called middle school. But I digress. Here’s Carin Ashley’s Chickipedia entry.

This is Carin Ashley. She was born the year I was learning how to program in Microsoft Basic on my TRS-80 Color Computer. Sigh.
This is Carin Ashley. She was born the year I was learning how to program in Microsoft Basic on my TRS-80 Color Computer. Sigh.
Carin is apparently a Playboy Special Editions model, whatever that means. Anyhoo, I’m guessing that’s why you are looking for her.
More Carin Ashley. Do you object?
More Carin Ashley. Do you object?
Carin Ashley in a Slinky Black Dress. Awright, Thats Enough for Now, Internetz.

Carin Ashley in a Slinky Black Dress. Awright, That's Enough for Now, Internetz.

Searching for Sandi Taylor? Sandra Taylor? Was She on Howard Stern?

You folks are interested in Sandi Taylor this morning, otherwise known as Sandra Taylor. Was she on Howard Stern or something? Whatever, I can’t blame you for your innocent and completely academic interest.

You pipples are very interested in Sandi Taylor this morning. Cant say that I blame you.
You pipples are very interested in Sandi Taylor this morning. Can’t say that I blame you.

An interview video with Sandra Taylor:

More of Sandi (or Sandra) Taylor. She is a cutie. I can see why youre looking for her.

More of Sandi (or Sandra) Taylor. She is a cutie. I can see why you're looking for her.

More on Sandra Taylor. Shweet!
More on Sandra Taylor. Shweet!
Will You Be Her Valentine? Who could refuse an offer like that?

Will You Be Her Valentine? Who could refuse an offer like that?Sandra Likes Sports.Sandi Taylor Likes basketballs.Happy New Year from Sandi Taylor

 

Sandra Taylor, mysteriously without clothing.

Sandra Likes Sports.
Sandra Likes Sports.
Sandi Taylor Likes basketballs.

Sandi Taylor Likes basketballs.

Walker, Texas Ranger, To Kick Butt At Furman

He’s here to kick ass and chew gum. And he’s all out of gum.

Chuck Norris as Walker, Texas Ranger

Chuck Norris as Walker, Texas Ranger

Chuck is going to speak at Furman University.

Here are some facts you should know about Chuck Norris:

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. 

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

More at ChuckNorrisFacts.com

You’re still searching on Hugh Hefner’s latest cradle robbing, Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

 

The Shannon Twins, Supposedly. I dont think it looks like them. They look a lot older. But, cute twins, nonetheless.

The Shannon Twins, Supposedly. I don't think it looks like them. They look a lot older. But, cute twins, nonetheless.

Also, you folks are exhibiting an unusual interest in Independent Development Accounts, or IDAs. More on IDAs here.

Basically, it’s free money for poor people to help them buy stuff. The sort of thing that helped lead to our current financial crisis. Fortunately, the website I went to said they weren’t currently taking applications for that IDA. “Program Is Full”. 

Wonder why.

Nailin’ Paylin, The Sarah Palin Themed Porno, Goes Forward

And, apparently there’s a script. Who knew these things had scripts? And, um, why, exactly, do they have scripts?

Sarah Palin and her Pornographic Surrogate, Lisa Ann. Man, Is This Movie Gonna Clean Up. So to Speak.
“Do I support the porn industry in our country, and our hard working porno worker? You betcha!”

Never mind that. Thanks to commentor Condi-Hill for the update.

Hugh Hefner remains popular, as you folks search for his former wife (the one that broke poor Hef’s heart!), Kimberly Conrad.

Kimberly Conrad. The Former Mrs. Hugh Hefner. Wonder Why It Didnt Work Out.

Kimberly Conrad. The Former Mrs. Hugh Hefner. Wonder Why It Didn't Work Out.

You’re also searching for another Hugh Hefner conquest, Holly Madison. What’s up with you people? Look, you aren’t Hugh Hefner. You will never be Hugh Hefner. Ever. You’re life will never be anything like Hugh Hefner’s. Not even close. Give it up. Now.

Hugh and Holly Madison. Like Dolly Madison, Only I Dont Think Holly Madison Is Interested in Politics.
Hugh and Holly Madison. Like Dolly Madison, Only I Don’t Think Holly Madison Is Interested in Politics.

In other news, Peter Cook, who was married to Christie Brinkley, will make his case on 20/20 to why it was such a good idea to have an affair with his 18 year old office worker Diana Bianchi while married to Christie Brinkley. Should be a hoot!

Poor Peter Cook was Forced to be Married to Super-Model Christie Brinkley. How Could He Stand It? What Terrible Injustice He Suffered!
Poor Peter Cook was Forced to be Married to Super-Model Christie Brinkley. How Could He Stand It? What Terrible Injustice He Suffered!
Finally, as is appropriate in this economic climate, the government has started printing zero dollar bills. Ones, Fives, Twenties and Fifties can be exchanged for the new denomination at no cost.
Its the Zero Dollar Bill. Finally, Currency that Reflects the Markets.

It's the Zero Dollar Bill. Finally, Currency that Reflects the Markets.


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