Posts Tagged 'delilah’s dirty debutantes'

And You’re Still on About Aubrey O’Day and Danity Kane

All right. Shes cute. Ill give you that. But day after day, you people are searching for the Danity Kane. Youll never be satisfied. Its an addiction. And the first step is for you to admit it.

All right. She's cute. I'll give you that. But day after day, you people are searching for the Danity Kane and Aubrey O'Day. You'll never be satisfied. It's an addiction. And the first step is for you to admit it.

Oh. It’s probably cuz the Danity Kane is going “naked” for a PETA add. Yay, PETA. Best thing they do is get chicks to take their clothes off.

I dunno. My definition of naked is usually a little more naked than that. But maybe my standards are too high.

I dunno. My definition of "naked" is usually a little more naked than that. But maybe my standards are too high.

One more of Aubrey O’Day. 

Aubrey ODay. Shes a cutie. I dont know if shes really, as they say, dumb as a box of rocks. Dont care, neither.

Aubrey O'Day. She's a cutie. I don't know if she's really, as they say, dumb as a box of rocks. Don't care, neither.

In later news, I can tell it is late. Lots of searches for Mistress Delilah, so much so that her website is not loading right now. Try Delilah’s Dirty Debutantes instead. Not really my thing, frankly, and it’s late. You Internetz should all be getting to bed.

You’re also searching for Bridget the Midget. I’m going to assume the best, and think you aren’t searching for Bridget the Midget the real-life midget porn star, but are instead looking for Ray Steven’s 1971 classic, “Bridget the Midget”:


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