And You’re Still on About Aubrey O’Day and Danity Kane

All right. She's cute. I'll give you that. But day after day, you people are searching for the Danity Kane and Aubrey O'Day. You'll never be satisfied. It's an addiction. And the first step is for you to admit it.

Oh. It’s probably cuz the Danity Kane is going “naked” for a PETA add. Yay, PETA. Best thing they do is get chicks to take their clothes off.

I dunno. My definition of "naked" is usually a little more naked than that. But maybe my standards are too high.

One more of Aubrey O’Day. 

Aubrey O'Day. She's a cutie. I don't know if she's really, as they say, dumb as a box of rocks. Don't care, neither.

In later news, I can tell it is late. Lots of searches for Mistress Delilah, so much so that her website is not loading right now. Try Delilah’s Dirty Debutantes instead. Not really my thing, frankly, and it’s late. You Internetz should all be getting to bed.

You’re also searching for Bridget the Midget. I’m going to assume the best, and think you aren’t searching for Bridget the Midget the real-life midget porn star, but are instead looking for Ray Steven’s 1971 classic, “Bridget the Midget”:

Aubrey O’Day Naked with Danity Kane, Playing Lingerie Football With Jayde Nicole . . . Plus Bacon

Hah. Made you look. No, seriously, she’s almost naked. That’s as far as I go here.

And why am I going there? Lots of you are searching for Aubrey O’Day. I can’t figure it out. Oh, wait. I just did.

Hamana-hamana-hamana. Wholly Owned Subsidiary, She's Hot! Some accuse her of being dumb as a box of rocks. Like that would matter. Please see above.

There’s Aubrey O’Day. Lovely Name. Might also explain you Internets perpetual fascination with frackin’ Danity Kane.

Danity Kane, Go Away, Come Again Some Other Day. Or Don't. In fact, We'd Rather You Not.

Proof Aubrey O’Day is, indeed, as dumb as a box of rocks? She just recently endorsed Obamarama for Presidential of These United Snakes. As a way of taking attention away from skankiness, which she apparently spent a lot of time originally trying to draw attention to. Well, it takes all kinds, I guess.

You’re also exhibiting a growing interest in Lingerie Football. There are seriously Lingerie Football Teams and a League, now? Well, well, well. Maybe football could be more interesting than I thought.

If This is the New Face of Football, Count Me In.

They must be doing this just to get people like me to watch football. Cuz if anything would do it, this probably would.

Heh. I said “wood”.

Your interest in Savannah Guthrie proves not to be nearly so prurient, but, of course, leads back to Sarah Palin. The short story is: NBC was jealous, so ran a smear story on Palin. More likely, NBC is just full of the genus Waccus Liberalis, and so ran a smear story on Palin. Though, regarding Savannah Guthrie, I’d say she’s pretty cute . . .

Savannah Guthrie. She's a Professional Journalists. A Cute Professional Journalist. Or Former Journalist. Whatever.

BTW, Savannah Guthrie also did one of NBC’s so-called “fact checks” on Sarah Palin, and Newsbusters takes issue with her objectivity and accuracy.

Also, there is a certain amount of growing interest in Playboy Playmate Jayde Nicole out there.

Jayde Nicole is some sort of Playdate of This Year in some sort of Magazine for Discerning Young Gentlemen. I Get a Very Maternal Vibe Off Her. Dont you?

Again, I can’t figure it out. Some kind of flannel vest fetish? You like the name “Jayde”? Sometimes, you peeples out in the Internets are very hard to read. You’re all like a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in bacon. Mmmmm. Bacon.

Mmmmm. Delicious, delicious bacon. Aubrey O'Who, Now?