Posts Tagged 'angelina jolie'

Captain Caucasian on the “W Magazine” Cover? Nope, Angelina Jolie. Plus: Troopergate!

Nope, apparently it’s Angelina Jolie breastfeeding. Oooh! Scandalous.

Angelina Jolie, or somebody who looks like her, doing what comes naturally. This will not be the picture on the W Cover, which isnt available yet so stop looking for it.

Angelina Jolie, or somebody who looks like her, doing what comes naturally. This will not be the picture on the W Cover, which isn't available yet so stop looking for it.

You’re also looking around for Captain Caucasian. Captain Caucasian and the Raging Idiots? Seriously? You sure it’s not something else?

Just so you know, hemorrhagic fever is a fever triggered by any of a wide variety of RNA viruses, and are characterized by fever and bleeding. Yummy!

It’s apparently a big problem in South Africa right now.

James T. Harris, who complained that McCain isn’t doing enough to hit Obama and try and actually, I dunno, win the election is very popular search term right now. In addition to being a talkshow host, he’s also a motivational speaker and consultant. Way to go, James!

In financial doom–I mean, news–you’re all searching for the GM Stock Price. Um, given the market, what do you think it’s doing. Peoples are saying GM’s stock price hasn’t been this low since 1951. Is that an inflation adjusted figure?

In other gloom, GE’s earnings fall for the 3rd straight quarter. It’s the End Times, people! Cash in the mattress, bury gold in the backyard, and make sure you have plenty of canned foods, water, and ammunition.

Oh, and then there’s Troopergate. No, not the one with Bill Clinton that the news media dismissed and ignored, and not the one where Eliot Spitzer had cops spying on his political enemies. Instead, the press is all on about the one where Sarah Palin might have tried to get an unstable, violent trooper who had threatened to kill his wife off the streets before he did serious damage. That witch! Want a reasonably fair take on the story, check The Weekly Standard Blog. Don’t forget, Democrat State Senator Hollis French already promised that the Trooper Gate report would deliver a lovely October Surprise for the Democrats. Fancy That! And did he deliver or what?

Snowboarding on the USS Grunion

The USS Grunion. Aint Exactly Pretty.

The USS Grunion. Ain’t Exactly Pretty.

You Internets is sure interested in the USS Grunion.  What an unpleasant name for a piece of military hardware. Sank in 1942, she was discovered i the Berring Sea in 2006. A memorial is planned.

On the other hand, I know why you’re all into and over those Burton Snowboards. Cuz they got Playboy models all over ‘em.

Burtons New Snowboard Line Features Sexy Ladies. And Whats Wrong With That? Much Better than Featuring Grunions.
Burton’s New Snowboard Line Features Sexy Ladies. And What’s Wrong With That? Much Better than Featuring Grunions.

 

In other news, David Zucker’s American Carol is out today. David Zucker did the original Airplane! and Top Secret! and a bunch of other classic 80s and 90s parodies. If you’re a right wing nut job, then you should find it funny. If you’re a left wing nut job, I’m predicting you won’t like it and plan on spamming Rotten Tomatoes with negative ratings and reviews, sight unseen.

John Voight aint trying to look like hes Angelina Jolies Grandmother. Hes George Washington, ya dumb arses. And Kelsey Grammer is Patton.
John Voight ain’t trying to look like he’s Angelina Jolie’s Grandmother. He’s George Washington, ya dumb arses. And Kelsey Grammer is Patton.
And since Voight is Angelina Jolie’s papa, why not include a pic of her, too? Sounds Good to me.
Angelina Jolie. Perpetually hot.

Angelina Jolie. Perpetually hot.


 

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