Lee Majors Now Has Real Bionic Ear, Just Like Steve Austin

Lee Majors now really has a bionic ear, just like his famous character, Steve Austin, in The Six Million Dollar Man. Except it’s a hearing aid.

Six Million Dollar Man Now Selling Hearing Aids. Which is cool.
Six Million Dollar Man Now Selling Hearing Aids. Which is cool.

I just love this kind of stuff. While I’m sure Lee Majors has nothing to do with the hearing aid other than advertising, it remains a classic way to market products. And it’s always nice to see commercials about products that just, I dunno, tell you about the product. Such merchandising can help provide a nice cashflow, for a period of time, for Lee Majors kids and grandkids.

And it’s just cool. Reminds me of the old days of advertising. You go, you Six Million Dollar Man, you.

Another less interesting thing was the often tedious, yet often funny, Seth McFarlan’s Family Guy last night. The episode where Meg gets religion.

Meg finds God on Family Guy.
Meg finds God on Family Guy.
Which wasn’t terrible, but Seth McFarlane’s self-back-patting self-aggrandizement of how wonderful and brave he is for being an atheist, and expressed through the family’s alcoholic dog, Brian, was tediously cliche.
First, Meg becomes religious because her family is horrible and she just hasn’t found enough secular interests to occupy her–at which point she would, presumably, give up that whole goofy “God” thing. Then, Meg feels obligated to proseltyze other people obnoxious (you know how those Christians are) . . . and then Meg, of course, takes part in a book burning. You know, like all those book burnings Christians are always do these days.
Apparently, Seth McFarlane likes to smoke the crack.
The books being burned? Well, I remember Darwin’s “Origin of Species” and a book titled “First Grade Logic” being burned. Because you know how those stupid Christians hate logic.
Oh, and Meg gets the news to report to the town that Brian–the dog–is an atheist, and then those nasty Christians keep attacking Brian wherever he goes, throwing him out of stores and bars, etc. You know, like really happens. Anywhere. Ever.
Finally, Brian convinces Meg to renounce God by pointing out that she’s ugly and her life sucks. And what kind of God would allow her to be unattracitve and have challenges in her life!
Some one is burning the first grade logic books here, and it ain’t those book burning Christians. And when was the last time a group of Christians got together to burn books?
BTW, to be clear, burning books is bad. It ain’t the answer to anything. Just so you know.
Sigh. Laterz.

27 Responses to “Lee Majors Now Has Real Bionic Ear, Just Like Steve Austin”


  1. 1 Joe June 10, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    But Steve Austin didn’t have a bionic ear. Jamie Sommers (Bionic Woman) had the bionic ear. Guess she didn’t need the advertising income :)

  2. 2 kenneth pittman June 21, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    i ordered one of your hearing aids about 8 weeks ago and i am still waiting on it. can you help?

  3. 3 Memetrics June 23, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    I don’t have anything to do with the hearing aids. I’m just mentioning them because I like Lee Majors and I liked the 6 Million Dollar Man. You need to contact the people you ordered them from.

  4. 4 Jeff September 15, 2009 at 3:33 am

    LMFAO!! First of all your whole title is wrong. If your such a great fan, Steve had the eye problem while Jamie Summers had the ear.. Next your gonna say he is comming out with a Farrah Fawcett blow up doll complete with anal cancer because of his bionic powers..lol Stop posting this drivel you tool.. It makes no sense right from the begining line..

  5. 5 Arnold January 11, 2010 at 4:46 pm

    The biggest problem is getting it out of your ear, there are no tabs attached to the unit to pull it out

  6. 6 desert nights online slots June 25, 2013 at 1:59 am

    To summarize the aforesaid we can easily point out which both equally video games
    are rational battles but his or her single profiles are different.
    Basically you will need to opt for online games with which you’ll want to endure the possibility besides with all your desert nights online slots skills and also using your money.

  7. 7 black diamond casino online slots June 25, 2013 at 3:46 pm

    Having black diamond casino online slotss, there is generally a bare minimum downpayment
    regarding $500. In truth, it will be one of the best choices for beginners since
    it offers a beginner an opportunity to learn this beliefs on the credit cards before these
    people get involved with far more innovative video game titles like black diamond
    casino online slots along with blackjack.

  8. 8 slotocash online slots June 29, 2013 at 6:56 pm

    Idaho grew to become your 43rd state upon July 3, 1890.
    Whenever every one of the k-cups usually are packed, each person normally takes his or
    her placement.

  9. 9 high noon casino June 30, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    Actively playing on the web thumb high noon casino provides several benefits.
    Encountered players make use of the conversation element to look
    at the actual beginner person away their particular game by giving a distraction.

  10. 10 Casino Online July 3, 2013 at 3:14 pm

    With the whirling hot debate in San fran, Alou continues to be in a position to maintain
    their players targeted extended adequate to share the 49-47 file, sufficient with regard to second location and just
    1 Second-year radio Frank Holly and 2006 set
    up choices Frostee Rucker and also a. J.

  11. 11 seo company July 3, 2013 at 10:13 pm

    Hello there, I do think your web site could possibly be having
    browser compatibility problems. When I look at your blog in Safari, it looks fine however, when opening in Internet Explorer,
    it has some overlapping issues. I just wanted to give you a quick heads
    up! Aside from that, wonderful site!

  12. 12 black diamond casino online slots July 8, 2013 at 1:53 am

    I guess additional regulars got over them. Each paid out player
    style and color . activity has a guitar tutor or possibly a instructor to help keep his
    / her self-control…

  13. 13 trading at night with binary options July 9, 2013 at 3:07 am

    This is very totally different from people that spend
    money on Forex, goods, or perhaps stocks and shares because of the pure
    speed on which you’ll want to both equally income and eliminate the purchase. It is possible to take in addition to away from a posture inside 60 just a few seconds, and as well recognize exactly how much people stay to reduce, as well as acquire, together with each deal that you simply help to make. For instance, every single thirty days it is advisable to pull away plenty of funds to pay the expenses, also to put money into your own retirement living in addition to an unexpected emergency accounts in case some sort of economic crisis ever occurs. To fully grasp whether trading at night with binary options really are a genuine way to devote your dollars, you will need to 1st appreciate how they will do the job.

  14. 14 learn binary options July 9, 2013 at 7:19 am

    Tradologic provides most significant choice of economic alternatives for the particular casual trader, with a user-friendly web page.
    They’ve an incredible 81% return on investment and still provide shareholders having a well-established along with effective Binary learn binary options system. Our lowest downpayment is usually $100, along with each of our minimum industry amount is merely $5. However, a similar does work for several people inside learn binary options, plus they wind up dropping fortunes by using this “strategy”. Traditional alternatives normally include purchasing whether “call option” or possibly a “put option”.

  15. 15 casino Online July 10, 2013 at 12:53 pm

    Which casino Online in the event you enjoy on?

    have the affiliate marketer payouts pertaining to both Initial ante
    and Match Furthermore.

  16. 16 binary options risks July 11, 2013 at 11:34 am

    With regards to the items or futures industry, those that spend money on items controlling legal agreements will often drop tens
    of thousands associated with cash if the market place goes the wrong manner, some thing you won’t ever must be worried about having binary options risks. This specific helps ensure your entrepreneur any payment the minute how the solution expires, as well as essentially removes your likelihood of the binary options risks brokerage to be able to be unfaithful his or her clientele when the exchange can be complete. Simply just this merest move up or along, and you will be in the funds, receiving a established pay out on your purchase, it doesn’t
    matter how moderate that transfer is.

  17. 17 where to buy garcinia cambogia July 16, 2013 at 5:45 pm

    That is very interesting, You are an overly skilled blogger.

    I have joined your rss feed and look forward to searching for more of your excellent post.
    Additionally, I have shared your web site in my social networks

  18. 18 buy youtube views July 20, 2013 at 4:33 pm

    It is appropriate time to make some plans for the future and
    it’s time to be happy. I have read this post and if I could I desire to suggest you few interesting things or suggestions. Maybe you could write next articles referring to this article. I wish to read more things about it!

  19. 19 How I Diet July 21, 2013 at 5:56 am

    Thank you for every other informative website. Where else could I get that type of info written in such a perfect
    method? I’ve a project that I am simply now running on, and I’ve been
    on the glance out for such information.

  20. 20 craigslist used cars for sale July 25, 2013 at 5:33 am

    great issues altogether, you just won a new reader.
    What may you suggest in regards to your submit
    that you just made some days in the past? Any sure?

  21. 21 old school new body July 27, 2013 at 6:57 am

    Fascinating blog! Is your theme custom made or did you download it from somewhere?
    A design like yours with a few simple tweeks would really make my blog stand
    out. Please let me know where you got your theme. With thanks

  22. 22 Saints Row 3 Cheats July 27, 2013 at 6:02 pm

    It’s nearly impossible to find knowledgeable people on this subject, however, you seem like you know what you’re talking about!
    Thanks

  23. 23 pure garcinia cambogia July 27, 2013 at 7:36 pm

    I’m not sure where you are getting your info, but good topic. I needs to spend some time learning much more or understanding more. Thanks for wonderful information I was looking for this information for my mission.

  24. 24 fat burners August 1, 2013 at 6:14 pm

    Hi there, You’ve done a great job. I will certainly digg it and personally recommend to my friends. I am confident they will be benefited from this site.

  25. 25 forextraders August 4, 2013 at 4:02 am

    This design is steller! You certainly know how to
    keep a reader entertained. Between your wit and your videos, I was
    almost moved to start my own blog (well, almost.
    ..HaHa!) Great job. I really enjoyed what you had to say, and more than
    that, how you presented it. Too cool!

  26. 26 buy coffee August 10, 2013 at 10:13 pm

    This is a terrific blog, I can’t believe I didn’t find it sooner.

  27. 27 Clair August 8, 2014 at 4:14 pm

    My spouse and I stumbled over here from a different page and thought I should check things out.
    I like what I see so i am just following you.
    Look forward to looking over your web page yet again.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s




March 2009
M T W T F S S
« Feb   Apr »
 1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
23242526272829
3031  

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

%d bloggers like this: