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Michael Vick is apparently going to marry her.

Not Kijafa Frink, but who can deny that Professor Frink is truly the finest Frink around?

 You remember Michael Vick, don’t you? He’s the guy who plays football or something and got busted for fighting with dogs. Apparently, he is crazy. Not sure what that says about Kijafa Frink.

Michael Vick looks like such a sweet guy. I can definitely see what Kijafa Frink sees in him. Uh-huh.

Been a busy day. Going to doctors and strange medical interactions and scary illnesses. Yikes! Word to your mother: don’t take Delsym and any kind of SSRI (that is, a Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor) anti-depressant. In fact, if you are taking any kind of anti-depressant, read the labels of cough medicines very carefully. If it warns you about not taking the cough medicine and a MAO inhibitor, that apparently isn’t different from SSRIs. We thought it was. Very bad morning because of it. Just a warning. Dextromethorphan and Citalopram Hydrobromide don’t mix.

Laterz, Internetz.

Alycia Lane Dukes it Out with Larry Mendte After Punching a Cop

 

Alycia Lane. Not Alicia. Just so you know.

Alycia Lane is in the news. Because the reason she was part of a tabloid feeding frenzy is some unscrupulous hacker was reading her email and feeding her private life to the general public. Turns out that unscrupulous hacker was another anchor, Larry Mendte.

If she actually did what Larry Mendte says, and told him she was the rising star and he was 50 years old and on his way out–age-ism, people!–then she wasn’t exactly asking for it, but it was a bone-headed stupid thing to do and it turns out when you are pointlessly cruel to the people you work with, it can come back to haunt you. Who woulda thunk it?

Sure, he shouldn’t have done it, but chickee-poo ain’t exactly an angel. If you recall, back in 2006, she got arrested for punching a cop.