Brian Austin Green Is Still Incredibly Bad Ass

And he’s also still together with the incredibly hot Megan Fox. Couldn’t happen to a badder-azz guy.

Full disclosure: I love Brian Austin Green in a completely (well, almost completely) non-sexual way for his massively great turn on The Sarah Connor Chronics and Kyle Reese’s brother, Derek.

Brian Austin Green being amazingly Badd Azzz on The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

You know, it’s hard to believe he went from this:

Hey, yeah, wassup dog? I am here to stop the apocalypse and stuff, you know what I am saying? Word to your mother.

To this:

Brian Austin Green is just awesome on the Sarah Connor chronicles. That is all I am saying.

And I should also mention that Megan Fox, is fiance, is awesome hot.

Megan Fox, future wife-to-be of on Brian Austin Green.

More Megan Fox.

 

Megan Fox, Working the Glasses

A montage of Megan from Transformer, via the YouTubes:

There ya go. More laterz, Internetz.

Palin Pardons a Turkey, All Others Get the Axe

And thank goodness for that. Turkey is good eatin’.

I love how Palin = Scandal! Comments on the video at YouTube, as of this posting, say things like “I bet PETA is knocking on her door right about now.”

Um, PETA didn’t know that turkeys are food? Where do they think turkey sandwiches come from? The sandwich fairy? Well, it may have been impolitic, but I’m betting most of the folks thinking this is some sort of Palin scandal or PR tragedy don’t have any trouble shoveling the product of set “turkey massacre” in their mouth.

I have seen this sort of unspeakable horror before. It America, we call it “a farm”. Sheesh.

Sarah Palin Pardons Turkey but Ignores Veterans. That headline just jumped out at me as “huh?” I thought the guys who did the “Palin didn’t know Africa was a continent” hoax were done. What, you didn’t know all that was bullhockey? Well, more on the Palin hoax here. It even got a little play in The New York Times. Learn something new every day, dontcha? You betcha!

Paliin’s Turkey Photo Op. And Palin’s Turkey Pardon Mishap. Hey, as long as the turkey she pardoned didn’t get butchered, it’s not a mishap. Sarah Palin Interviewed in front of Turkey Murder. Murder! Again, in the real world, we call that “farming” or “food production” or “Thanksgiving”.

You spoiled urbanites should be grateful for the thankless toiling the folks who make your sandwiches and the beef jerkey you scarf while blogging about how stupid they are do.

Man, that was an awkward sentence. I’m sure Tim “I’m-Smarter-Than-You-You-Backwoods-Hick” Hatch, who commented on my Jon Stewart/Sarah Palin post will nail me for that one, if he returns one day.

I should probably re-read The Elements of Style. That’s a good book.

iPhone 2.2 Updates Comes Out On Same Day as Blackberry Storm

Gotta admit, as a loyal iPhone user, the Blackberry Storm does look awfully cool. Certainly better than previous Crackberries I’ve seen.

Here is an iPhone, the best phone ever.

Coincidentally, Apple decided to release it’s iPhone 2.2 Firmware update on the same day the Blackberry Storm comes out.

The Blackberry Storm. It is awfully pretty, and the haptics sound rocking.

The new iPhone 2.2 Firmware brings some new goodies to the table.

Maps application now includes a Google Street View mode, plus you can get walking directions, and more public transit stuff for big cities. You can download podcasts in iTunes, which rocks.

Apple says it has improved the Safari browser, and there ar e number of security updates. Dropped calls will be less, says Apple, and battery life will be longer. And it will synch with iTunes faster.

Still missing? Copy and paste! Jeeze, you so crazy, Steve Jobs. The link about also mentions there’s no tethering in the update as part of a series of features he says may not be coming ever, but tethering is definitely coming to the iPhone, and soon–AT&T just wants to charge you $30 a month more for it.

What should the next iPhone firmware update bring? I dunno what it will bring, but it should bring copy and paste, and a landscape mode for email. Not having either of those things is crazy.

But while looking for a picture of an iPhone for my blog, I ran across a presumably faked picture of Parallels (the Windows-running software for Mac OS X running on an iPhone). Now, wouldn’t that be cool? Forget Windows Mobile, I’ll just run Microsoft Windows XP on my iPhone.

Coincidentally, I just got a chance to play with a Blackberry Storm. The haptics are nice. Overall interface isn’t as slick as the iPhone (and the lack of the pinch interface is constraining if you are use to an iPhone) but it will go into landscape mode in email. Which is great, because the doubled-up keyboard in portrait mode is ugly. Don’t know why they did that.

Ah, well. Back to work. Laterz, Internetz.

Oh, one more thing. To help keep things in perspective.

A Random Hot Chick Who Does Not Care about your iPhone or Blackberry, you loser-geek.

Michael Mukasey Collapses During Speech

Attorney General Michael B. Mukasey collapsed last night while delivering a speech to a prominent legal group.

Michael Muksey fainted, but is all right now.

Apparently, he is recovering at the hospital, and is in reasonably good shape right now. President Bush spoke with him by telephone this morning.

No one word on specifically what happened. Another man in the audience apparently fainted, but a hazardous material tests did not indicate there was any environmental hazards in the area.

In other news, a D’Ippolito Elementary School teacher’s aide used to work in the adult entertainment industry. So parents are complaining. One Louisa C. Tuck used to work in adult films as Crystal Gunns (now, that’s a name, there). The official website has been password protected since the controversy began, but there’s still plenty of images of her around the Internetical Tubes to be had.

Crystal Gunns used to work in the Adult Entertainment Industry. I wonder how they figured it out.

The moral of the story? If you’ve done anything sexy and decide to try and improve your life or change careers, you can’t, because you should forever be punished for whatever you decided to do to make ends meet in your past.

I’m surprised we’re not hearing about how Crystal Gunns collapsed. Because, you know, she does look a little top-heavy.