Archive for November 18th, 2008

How did Obama Get Elected Again?

As I may have pointed out, we tend to throw the bum out every 8-to-12 years, and that’s a big part of how Obama got elected. And then McCain ran a lousy campaign, had mediocre debate performances, and when he nominated a regular, down-to-earth middle-class woman to be his veep, the elites and Beltway insiders in his own party brought out the long knives. 

Apparently, it’s more complicated than that. Yet are the voters who frequently put a candidate over the top ever that familiar with the issues and their candidate’s policy positions? Seriously? Did this just start with Obamarama?

Uh, no, people.

Barack and Michelle Obama With a little Victory Hug

Barack and Michelle Obama With a little Victory Hug

Can’t we conservatives be the loyal opposition for at least a little while, until the guy gets into office and, I dunno, does something?

Here is HowObamaGotElected.com, including the Zogby poll that proves most of the people voting for Obama didn’t know jack about him. But, I must insist, this is not new. This is how we always get our president.

The folks voting for Bush didn’t know what they were getting, either.

And this is not the fault of the media. This is the fault of the news consumers and the voters themselves. They aren’t being mislead, they are just lazy. And we’re all going to get the kind of leadership they deserve. That’s Democracy, pipples. It ain’t a scandal. 

But, ya know what? Democracy is still the worst form of government imaginable–except for every other form of government that has ever been tried in the history of man. Paraphrasing a little Winston Churchill there.

Laterz, Peoples.

Christopher Lloyd’s Home Destroyed By Wildfire

Christopher Lloyd’s home burned down. The same thing that happened to Doc Brown’s inherited mansion in Back to the Future. It was alluded to in a newspaper article. Blink and you miss it.

Chrisopher Lloyd as Doc Brown in one of the best movies ever made, Back to the Future.

Chrisopher Lloyd as Doc Brown in one of the best movies ever made, Back to the Future.

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Our prayers are with Christopher Lloyd and his family, and the important thing is that they are all alright. And I dunno, but from what I hear, you couldn’t hope to find a nicer, friendlier, funnier guy working in Hollywood and Christopher Lloyd. Someone build him a new house, pronto. Preferably not so near to forest than environmental whackos won’t let anybody clear deadwood and tinder boxes, turning them into tinderboxes. Just saying.

Back to the Future. One of the best movies ever. In case you didn’t know.

‘Bachelor’ Winner Mary Delgado Arrested, Cuz That’s How She Rolls

 

Reality show contestants are the most stable sorts, apparently. Who woulda thunk it?

Reality show contestants are the most stable sorts, apparently. Who woulda thunk it?

Mary Delgado was arrested for prostituting her life on national television. Wait, that wasn’t it? Arrested for making an important, presumably long-lasting decision, for national exposure on a tedious and painful-to-watch television show?

Bachelor and pro-Bass fisher Byron Velvick bailed her out. Interesting decision, as the last time she went to jail, it was for assaulting one Byron Velvick.

You’d think Byron Velvick might know better than to bail out Mary Delgado, as Delgado’s last trip to jail was for assaulting him.

She split his lip, even. Apparently, she likes it a little rough. Or it could be that the only kind of chick you’re going to meet as part of a reality show meat-market auction is a complete and total psycho. Just saying.

Britney Spears and Robot Chicken! It’s a Party!

I just can’t bring myself to care about the Britney Spears Circus album leaking. First, because it’s just a PR stunt and it’s obviously a PR stunt. Second, because it’s Britney Spears.

Britney Spears. Who, like many very cute chicks, is a total nutcase.

Britney Spears. Who, like many very cute chicks, is a total nutcase.

You’re also searching for Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode II. Me too. I’ll let you know if I find it.

And this is my 200th post! Happy 200th Anniversary to Me!


 

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