Phil Fulmer to Step Down as Tennessee’s Coach

Phillip Fulmer Steps Down Cuz He Has Not Made Gold Rain from The Skies and Into Tennessees Coffers.

Jeeze, you Internetz are Interested in this. And I’m from Tennessee, and I don’t care.

Phillip Fulmer is Out, According to Gay Socialites. Hey, if we’re talking sports, why not link to a website that isn’t afraid to be fabulous?

Here’s the take from College Football Talk. As I think I already said, I can barely bring myself to care enough to write this.

Nope. Sorry. Still can’t get interested. Next!

Where Do You Vote? Voting Locations? Voting Polls?

Where am I registered to vote? Seriously? You don’t know where you’re registered to vote? And you’re just trying to figure it out now? The day before election day?

I’m glad you’re all so civic-minded, Internetz, but, uhm, aren’t you just a little bit tardy? I’ve known where I’m voting for years.

Voting locations are, naturally, different everywhere. So you better ad your local county, city or municipality to your search. Just saying.

Google Maps is listing most voting locations. Of course, gazillionaire Google CEO backs Obama. So be careful.

Well, remember, you have an importance choice before you. Obama Girl supports Barack Obama.

She supports Barack Obama. She is also hot. Important to consider. But what kind of wealth will she want to redistribute while she distracts you with her naughty nibbly bits? Hmm?

McCain girl is also hot. While the decision is hard, I think I know who deserves my vote.

Oh, yeah. I know who I like in this election.

Gotta love McCain Girl and the Enchanted Republican Forest.

Yeah, I know they’re making fun of Republicans. It’s still a great video.

I think I’ve got a new hero in Don’t Tax Me Turtle.

You Were Interested in Natalie Maines for Some Reason

Not sure why.

Here’s the Dixie Chicks mostly naked, complaining about how their speech was oppressed by fans who decided they were idiots. The stupid rednecks that, as it turns out, they did not want listening to their music anyway.

 The stupidity and hypocrisy of the me-doth-thinks-they-protest-too-much Dixie Chick’s here.

Apparently Natalie Maines was also recently on Howard Stern. Man, you Internetz love yourself some Howard Stern.

Laterz, and Peace.

I’m Voting Democrat! Because The Government Can Spend My Money Better Than I Ever Would! Plus, Obama Will Fix the Constitution. Yay, Obama!

Too bad we never see ads like this on teleivison. Awesome.

And don’t forget this guy. I love this guy.

Spread the knowledge about trickle-up socialism. The dude is awesome.

Lil Obama, Fixin

American Idol Dominates The News

 

American Idol’s Jennifer Hudson is Living a Tragedy.

First, there was the tragedy with Jennifer Hudson. They just had the memorial service. Jennifer can’t go into her house. Apparently, the gun used to murder her family has been found. Hopefully, the police are well on their way to bringing the perps to justice.

Diagan DeGarmo. Apparently, being on American Idol tends to cause more trouble than it's worth.

Next, some nutburger was stalking Diana DeGarmo. The stalker’s name is Tanya Maree Quattrocchi. Now, that’s a mouth full. Either there’s a curse on American Idol contestants, or, I dunno . . . but I haven’t watched American Idol in years. It’s, like, the same show year after year pretty much.