Shakir Stewart Apparently Commits Suicide. Also, Katt Williams is Fine and Tim Tebow Might or Might Not have a Hot Girlfriend.

Shakir Stewart. Apparently being Rich and Successful was Too Depressing.

Shakir Stewart. Apparently being Rich and Successful was Too Depressing.

I really didn’t know who Shakir Stewart was, before he committed suicide. I’m betting there’s more to the story, somehow.

Update: Here’s a blog post about Shakir Stewart, and what a great guy he was, from someone who actually knew him. More details.

Well, I guess it goes to show money, fame and power don’t really make you happy. Not that you’ll ever get a chance to know that, because once Obama is president, nobody outside the Glorious One’s inner-circle will ever get to know what it’s like to be rich and powerful. Or keep the money you earn. Or go to the doctor of your choice.

Heh. I’m exaggerating. I hope.

Update: To be clear, I know absolutely nothing about Shakir Stewart, and am not judging him or the overall quality of his life or anything else. Basically, I got no idea what I’m talking about. But thanks for coming by.

Update 2: Also, someone complained that the next pictures was one of Katt Williams (who was in the news at the same time, not my fault) was the next picture seen, holding a gun. Apparently some of you smarter-than-me folks thought I was making a suggestion I was not. And I’m not getting rid of the picture, but I am going to put a humorous depiction of a cat-and-dog from I Can Haz Cheezburger between them, to break it up a little bit.

Cats and Dogs can get along. Why cant we?

Cats and Dogs can get along. Why can't we?

And now, a random picture of an attractive young woman:

A Randomly Attractive Young Lady to Serve as a Break Between Shakir and Katt Williams, who were featured at the same time in two unrelated stories that werent meant to imply anything.

A Randomly Attractive Young Lady to Serve as a Break Between Shakir and Katt Williams, who were featured at the same time in two unrelated stories that weren't meant to imply anything.

Next, an elipsis, and the Update Will end, and Back to the Original Post.

Katt Williams is Not Dead. So Stop Worrying About It.

Katt Williams is Not Dead. So Stop Worrying About It.

In other news, Katt Williams is not dead. The plane crash thing is a rumor. Didn’t happen. That’s about all I got there. Other than he looks like a good Enforcer, in that picture, for the coming Obama administration. Guns in one hand, to get the Joe-the-Plumber’s to zip their lips, and the money plucked out of Joe’s wallet in the other. You fix the Constitution, Obama. You fix it right up.

Sarah Palin Got a Prank Call from a fake Nicolas Sarkozy. Isnt there a Law Against Impersonating Heads of State?

Sarah Palin Got a Prank Call from a fake Nicolas Sarkozy. Isn't there a Law Against Impersonating Heads of State?

Sarah Palin got a prank call. Well, it happens. It was from a guy pretending to be from the MSM, asking actual questions about politics without a hidden agenda to somehow destroy her and elect Obama Supreme Leader for Life. Once the prank caller asked about how cutting the capital gains taxes traditionally increases real revenues to the Federal Treasury, Palin caught on. “Now, come on. This really isn’t Tom Brokaw, is it? Come on. You can admit it.”

And you’re very interested in gooey duck. Actually spelled “geoduck”. I’ve never heard of it, and really can’t bring myself to care about it now. Has something to do with shellfish and illegally growing them on state tidelands? What?

You know, I remember a day when a fella could buy a plot of land, raise him some gooey ducks, and make himself a living. Apparently, with all the EPA and Fish and Wildlife and nature preserves and federal tidelands and Greenpeace and what not, nobody gets to make a living or feed their family, except when they serve at the pleasure of bureaucrats in government and politicians in Washington.

Thomas Jefferson must be turning over in his grave. Or, being turned over by his slaves, as turning over himself would probably have been too much work for a member of the landed gentry.

In other news, you’re very interested in Tim Elbow’s girlfriend. Apparently she’s stacked. And if a guy with a douchey last name like Elbow has a girlfriend that hot, there’s hope for all of us Internet Geekz, huh?

What? Tim Tebow? Whatever. Name’s still douchey.

Does Tim Elbows Girlfriend have a name? Other than Really Stacked Chick? Well have to look into this.

Does Tim Tebow's Girlfriend have a name? Other than Really Stacked Chick? We'll have to look into this.

Oops. Apparently there’s some controversy over which chick is actually Tim Tebow’s girlfriend. Well, to each his own, but I’d suggest he goes with the really stacked chick. She’s hot.

Apparently, hot chick isn’t his girlfriend, and her name is not Erin Drewes. What her actual name is, I still don’t know. Here she is again:

Not Tim Elbows Girlfriend. Maybe shes available guys! Go find out now! I hear she loves neckbeards.

Not Tim Elbow's Girlfriend. Maybe she's available guys! Go find out now! I hear she loves neckbeards.

Or is it Erin Drewes? Aw, who the hell knows. Another pic of her in a bikini, though, seems called for:

Maybe Erin Drewes or Maybe Not But Definitely Not Tim Elbows Girlfriend

Maybe Erin Drewes or Maybe Not But Definitely Not Tim Elbows Girlfriend

Is that Lucy Pinder? Tim Tebow? What kind of names are these?

Lucy Pinder? Erin Ewes? Who the Hell Is She, Really?

Lucy Pinder? Erin Ewes? Who the Hell Is She, Really?

I see you’re also looking for phil 4 13. I assume that’s Philippian’s 4:13: “I can do everything through Him who gives me strength.”

This is true, my friends. Yes, you can. Yes, you can.

Hint. “Him who gives me strength” is not Barack Obama. Or anybody in politics. Or anybody in entertainment. Or anybody on this earth. Check out the gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John for more information.

Jesus Christ. Know Peace. Thats All. No Threats. Chillz, Internetz. Chillz.

Jesus Christ. Know Peace. That's All. No Threats. Chillz, Internetz. Chillz.

Peace, my brotherz and sistahz. Peace.

10 Responses to “Shakir Stewart Apparently Commits Suicide. Also, Katt Williams is Fine and Tim Tebow Might or Might Not have a Hot Girlfriend.”


  1. 1 Sharmaine Mitchell November 2, 2008 at 2:55 am

    Do you even really know what you’re talking about? The public really has no concrete details about Shakir’s death. True, money and fame can’t make you happy, but I would be cautious about judging. You said yourself that you knew nothing about him before his suicide, which obviously means YOU DIDN’T KNOW HIM!

  2. 2 Sharmaine Mitchell November 2, 2008 at 2:57 am

    By the way, this is coming from someone whose husband was close to Shakir.

  3. 3 memetrics November 2, 2008 at 3:16 am

    Sharmaine,

    Not only did I not know him, I didn’t even Know Of Him. My knowledge of the Hip Hop Industry doesn’t go much past when Dr. Dre was still in NWA. I’m still mourning the loss of Easy E.

    I’m not actually judging anybody, I just sound snarky sometimes, because that’s generally what I do. People search for a lot of thing, and I’m snarky about the stuff they are searching for.

    Do I know what I’m talking about? Depends on what I am talking about. As I noted with Shakir, I’ve got no fugmuffin’ clue what I’m talking about. I’m entirely clueless. I hope I didn’t give you the idea that I thought I knew what I was talking about. Because I don’t, and I didn’t mean to mislead you. Lots of people for searching for Shakir. I’m mentioning it.

    You got some straight dope, set me straight. Lay it on me. Most of the time when I’m talking about shizzle, I got nothing. Nothing at all. Except some pictures of some hot chicks.If you’ve got the hard facts, let me know, and I will share with the world how much smarter and more informed you are than me.

    BTW, thanks for your comment. Just to be clear, I’m not judging him. I know nothing about him, or what happened. What I do know if that money and fame generally don’t make people happy, and that’s a good point to make, occasionally.

    Happiness is an inside job. Almost totally. A little time spent in the Bible doesn’t hurt, either. I think I’d be happier if I spent more time reading the Good Book than being snarky about shizzle I know nuthin’ about online. Speaking of which, maybe that’s what I ought to be doing right now.

    Peace out.

  4. 4 miss ahmad November 2, 2008 at 3:51 am

    I grew up with Shakir and he was well loved by friends and family. I too am a blogger and I know that snark is par for the course but be aware that some of his friends and family are still learning about the news and for those who knew and loved Shakir some sensitivity would be appreciated!

    RIP Shakir, you will be missed and were loved!

  5. 5 CAESAR SHORT November 2, 2008 at 4:27 am

    I TOO GREW UP SHAKIR,WE WENT TO ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TOGETHER AT S.P.E.C IN OAKLAND. LOVED BASEBALL AS A KID. I WAS REAL SORRY TO GET THIS BAD NEWS. R.I.P SHAKIR!DAMN MANN!

  6. 6 Staci November 2, 2008 at 5:28 am

    The post about Shakir is really insensitive. I grew up with him in Oakland and known him for 18 years as did so many others. The way I’m feeling right now and to read this pisses me off because he was a good person. To speculate he killed himdself because of money and happiness is not a confirmed reason as to why he chose to take his life. This post is judgemental even though the blogger says its not. It would be nice if this post could be edited to remove insensitive nature of it. He was a good person and loved by many I am truly going to miss him.

  7. 7 Staci November 2, 2008 at 5:45 am

    I just had to say that my feelings about journalism through blogging, is that it should be responsible. The title alone is very insensitive. To say Shakir committed suicide but Katt Williams has not…. is like mocking Shake’s death especially to see Katt Williams holding a gun. I am hurting that he took his life it should not be mocked by comparing him to someone living posing with a gun. I want Shake here too! Blogger if you are reading this…please re-edit this post and pics and if you have to report his death please doit in a responsible and respectful way and leave the judgement and mockery out!!!

  8. 8 memetrics November 2, 2008 at 12:49 pm

    staci:

    “The title alone is very insensitive.”

    Fine, I guess you got a point. I changed the title.

    “Mocking Shake’s death especially to see Katt Williams holding a gun”

    Okay, now you’re stretching it, but I put a LOL cat and a randomly attractive young woman between the pictures of Shakir and Katt, so there is a big buffer between them.

    “To speculate he killed himdself because of money and happiness is not a confirmed reason as to why he chose to take his life.”

    Yeah, I’m not saying I have any idea why he committed suicide. BTW, suicide is not the answer to your problems, just like killing another person is not an answer to our problems.

    “This post is judgemental even though the blogger says its not.”

    This post is not judgmental. About Shakir, anyway, it’s not. You can tell when I’m being judgmental. Read the rest of the post, where I’m speculating about a Barack Obama Police State. Seriously, that’s judgmental. And maybe even a little paranoid-schizophrenic. Saying “Money can’t buy happiness” is just a statement of fact, ain’t no judgementalism.

    Staci, you want to write a proper eulogy to Shakir, I’ll be happy to give it it’s own blog post here, or link to it, such as the case may be. Lemme know, if you ever come back.

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