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Not that I care, but apparently you people do. You’re searching a lot for her.
Apparently she dressed up as Marge Simpson for Halloween at some point. Pretty bitchin’.
Apparently, she’s leaving Fox 29, because they wanted her to work 14 hour days. Can’t say I blame her, there.
Watch a video of Dorothy Giving The Traffic for Her Former Slave-Driving Masters:
Yes, I am Pretty McFly for a White Guy.
Thank you for noticing. If only I had me some grillz, baby.
If Only I had Me Some Grillz, Then I Would Be Super Fly.
I assume, in reality, you are looking for the 10 year old song by The Offspring. Why? I mean, it is pretty dope and phat, but why now?
Here’s the same video with the soundtrack from Weird Al’s “Pretty Fly for a Rabbi”:
BTW, Happy Samhain. And it’s a lovely day for the dead to return and walk the earth, too. Yeah, and it’s Halloween, too.
Happy Halloween! Trick 'r Treat and All That!
And she’s dating David Cook. Done.
In other news, writer for the Huffington Post Carole Anne Burger stabbed her lover 220 times and then comitted suicide. Ace of Spades sees it as indicative of the kind of people attracted to writing at the Huffington Post.
HuffPo wants to tell a different story than what apparently happened. Not sure what their motivation is, there, but murder/suicide seems the most likely answer here, so I’m not sure why they are speculating she was distraught after her partner she was in an apparently acrimonious separation from was found stabbed 220 times. Occam’s razor, my friends.
In politics, Barack “I Am My Brother’s Keeper” Obama apparently is not his aunt’s keeper–or let’s hope not, for our sakes–as his aunt, Zeituni Onyango, was recently found living in a slum in Boston, with no help from the cash-flush Obama, but apparently she has to been told to keep quiet. This is on top of his half-brother, George Hussein Onyango Obama, who lives in a hut in Kenya.
Obama Guaranteed To Win Election! 30 Minute Infomercial is Basically Meant Just to Rub It In
11 of the Top Google Searches as of 8:46 Central, October 29 are for Obama’s Fabulous New Product That Everybody is Talking About! It breaks down like this:
1. obama infomercial
2. obama commercial
4. obama tv
5. obama speech
6. obama 30 minute ad
8. obama infomercial october 29
9. obama prime time
10. obama tonight
16. obama broadcast
17. watch obama infomercial
20. obama address
Boy, Obama’s got you hypnotized. I mean, he’s really using advanced Neuro-Linguistic Programming Techniques to hypnotize you. Seriously. Conspiracy Central has more on the HypnObama.
I think it’s simpler. He’s promising to fix folks problems, and lots of people believe bullshizzle when it’s presented nice and sounds good and it confirms that their lives suck, all sorts of people have it better than them and that’s unfair, and he’s gonna fix it.
He’s gonna change with hope and hope about change, and it’s going to magically make everything better. Awesome!
Barack Obama Is Gonna Bring Change We Can Believe In
He won’t. But we’ll have plenty of time to see if he just stagnates or fails massively. You can’t coax the economy with your charm, and you can’t use NLP to hypnotize terrorists from afar or make socialism work at home, when it has always failed, every time it’s tried.
BTW, kudos to CNN for not running the Obama infomercial. They have a little more integrity there than I would have given them credit for.
As linked to in the top image, AP has already decided that Obama has won. We can skip this stupid election formality and just coronate our new Glorious Leader.
ABC also passed, but said it was because of the trouble they would have filling the second half hour. They could have just had their news people comment on how brilliant Obama’s infomercial was. That’s what they’d typically do. Fortunately, 7 other networks agreed to run the ad for the Obamanizer and His New Wealth Redistribution Workout. Guaranteed to take unwanted weight from our wallets and your bank accounts, and trim excessively fatty jobs.
The New York Times thinks the Obama Infomercial is the Greatest Thing Ever. To quote the great philosopher Gomer Pyle: “Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!”
Surprise, Surprise, Surprise! The MSM Loves The Obama Propaganda Special!
Obama has an infomercial, and he’s not trying to sell you an Abdominizer. It’ll be seen on 7 different networks. A great political strategy, I think. It’s after the debates, after most interviews, after most “scandals”, and gets to set the tone right before the election. This dude is a brilliant politician.
And the fact that Ross Perot did a similar infomercial and probably took up to 10 points from H. W. Bush in the process is, no doubt, not lost on him.
Leah Walsh, pictured above, is missing.
Leah Walsh, a 29 year old school teacher from Long Island is missing. Long Island police have discovered a body, but have not yet identified if it is Leah Walsh or not. Here’s hoping it isn’t, and whoever did this gets caught.
Laterz, Internetz.
Obama says there isn’t enough redistribution of wealth based on “economic justice”, i.e., race.
Hear about how are constitution is flawed from the horses mouth, so to speak:
Meanwhile, Palin hi-fives the Constitution:
I think we can say that the Constitution reflected an enormous blind spot in this culture that carries on until this day, and that the framers had that same blind spot. I don’t think the two views are contradictory to say that it was a remarkable political document that paved the way for where we are now, and to say that it also reflected the fundamental flaw of this country that continues to this day.
Not exactly what I was hoping for when I first say the phrase “Ping Pong Robot”, but still pretty darn cool. I want one.
Times of the Internet on Ping Pong Robot. Still not boring. Oh, hang on: I’ve found what you’re looking for. Topio, the Ping Pong Playing Robot!
Here’s the Official Tosy Robotics Site. More video on the Tosy Topio. Bad ass!
The bad news? It costs more than your house and your car put together. If you really need to practice the table tennis, this may be more affordable:
Robo-Pong, The Ping Pong Robot. All Hail Robo Pong!
Newgy sells The Robo-Pong. Pretty groovy. Prakttismate has one too, but it doesn’t look as cool and has a funknwagnalled-up name.
The Prakttismate has a video up. Not nearly as bad-ass as the Tosy Topio. And probably not that much cheaper.
No, make that anyone making over $200k. No, wait, make that anybody making over $150k. No, wait, make that . . .
The New Official American Currency, After the Ascension of The Obama
And he’s letting the Bush tax cuts expire so, everybody’s taxes go up. But that’s not really a tax increase.
And, after all, he’s only raising taxes on rich people who make more than $65k per year.
J. R. R. Tolkien’s classic novel, The Hobbit, is getting the big screen treatment once again. Guillermo Del Toro leaves open the possibility that it might be in 3D and/or Imax.
Bilbo Baggins from the Rankin Bass Hobbit Movie.
Cold Iron Blog on the Hobbit. Just cuz. Recent Hobbit Movie news from TheOneRing.net here.
Ian Holm as Bilbo Baggins Gets His Smoke On
Lots of good audio versions of The Hobbit available. Here’s one.
…
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.– J R R Tolkien
“Infield Fly Rule” is the top search? Endometriosis? “Dead Leaves”? Tucker Bounds? Eris Quod Sum?
You’re still looking for that Jenny Rivera porno. No video de sexo. Hablas Ingles? Give it a break. She’s not that cute. Who cares?
Huh. “Dead Leaves” is some kind of horrible, acid-trip anime. Okay, maybe you’re more interesting than I thought, Internetz. But not in a good way.
Endometriosis is a common medical condition “characterized by growth beyond or outside the uterus of tissue resembling endometrium, the tissue that normally lines the uterus“. Eww. Women are gross.
Ah. Eris Quod Sum (Latin for “I Am What You Will Be”) was the title of last nights episode of Heroes.
Eris Quod Sum? Latin for: What Be You I Am Will Do Onions.
The Infield Fly Rule is meant to prevent unfair gamesmanship by the fielders that would result in and easy double or triple play. Apparently it was an issue in Philly last night.
You’re also searching for McCain campaign spokesman, Tucker Bounds. Can’t quite figure out why. Not really that interested.
You’re also searching for info on spontaneous human combustion. Apparently, there was a show on the Discovery Channel about it last night. Damn, I missed it. Looks good. Some speculate that spontaneous human combustion is caused by Alien Radio Waves. You better believe it, baby.
More on the other interesting search this morning in a few minutes, Internetz.
Sarah Palin, Diva! Yeah, baby, yeah!
Make that “uppity Republican woman”. This is the new meme being pushed hard by the MSM and liberal partisan hacks in general. Yeah, they are still on about her clothes, but this is the new big “scandal” that will bring down the charismatic and popular Palin.
Pull quote:
She is a diva. She takes no advice from anyone. She does not have any relationships of trust with any of us, her family or anyone else. She is playing for her own future and sees herself as the next leader of the party.
Hmm. I can see why inside the beltway blueblood Republican hacks might not like that. But it certainly doesn’t bother me. I’m more prone to say, “Thank God!”
Maybe that’s just me.
Sarah Palin as a Conservative Diva. Inside the Beltway Rinos and Liberals Think Its a Bad Thing. I think It Is Very, Very Good.
I mean, this is from the AFP. It’s supposed to say something bad about Palin. But all it says to me is good. It says she’s right, and the McCain campaign cronies who have been mismanaging his stupid campaign from day one are wrong. They have been wrong, they are wrong now, and will continue to be wrong.
Pull quote:
The report said Palin was now increasingly willing to disregard orders from advisors, suggesting the Republican running mate was in the initial stages of forging her own identity for a future tilt at the White House.
“She’s lost confidence in most of the people on the plane,” said a senior Republican quoted by Politico, adding that Palin had already begun to “go rogue” in some of her public pronouncements on the campaign trail.
You go, Sarah. You go.
This is the wishquote of the piece, inspired by some wishful liberal push-polling:
News of tensions within the McCain camp comes after polls suggested Palin — who electrified the party when named as running mate in August — is now dragging down the Republican ticket.
GayPatriot kind of likes the idea of Palin as a diva. Interesting take. Can’t say I disagree.
Jeeze. A couple of douchebags hatched a plot to assassinate Barack Obama. To accomplish what?
Jackass Idiot and Friend Plan to Assassinate Obama.
Seriously, who are these morons? What could they possibly hope to accomplish? Fortunately, the douchebags got caught. Evil idiots. Sometimes I feel like we’re in a very stupid country.
And they’re from Tennessee! My neck of the woods. Awesome. I’m so proud. For the idiots out there, that last bit is sarcasm.
From the International Business Time’s article on it, linked above:
Two men were arrested in Tennessee who had planned to rob a gun dealer and shoot Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama and “as many non-Caucasians” as possible, an official told Reuters on Monday.
Ugh. Almost makes me want to vote Obama, just to make these guys feel a little more special. Sheesh.
More on the evil, stupid douchbaggery from ABC.
Whose to blame for these jackholes and their evilness? Why, John McCain and Sarah Palin, of course. Thanks for being predictable, lefties.
From an email sent to students:
The UCA Police Department is investigating a shooting that occurred on campus. At present there are four suspects. One suspect is in custody.
THE CAMPUS IS CLOSED. ALL HOUSING FACILITIES ARE RESTRICTED TO RESIDENTS ONLY…
The campus will remain locked down Monday and that classes are canceled for the day. A “person of interest” is in custody.
I’m looking for more news, will update this post as I find it. No sign so far as to motivation or any information on who the victims or suspects were.
The University of Central Arkansas Chemistry Building, Supposedly.
From a Bloomberg Article on the story:
Gunshots were reported at about 9:19 p.m. local time outside the Arkansas Hall dormitory, the university said on its Web site today. One victim was pronounced dead at the scene and another died later at Conway Regional Medical Center, the university said. A third person, who wasn’t a student, was treated and released from the hospital. The victims weren’t identified.
Try The CATO Institute. If you’re looking for TaxCutFacts.Org, the site set up by the Obama campaign that, surprisingly, finds that Obama has the better tax plan, well, you know where to find it. And about how far you can trust it.
Kinda says it all. And so pithy, too.
The reality is, Democrats don’t every cut taxes. Period.
All Hail Obama. Surrender your wallets.
This guys isn’t going to, either. While a rational person isn’t going to be rooting for higher taxes on the folks who hire people, build businesses, and purchases services and products from other businesses that help keep the real world running–the rational person also recognizes that the reality is, with Obama, you aren’t going to get a tax cut. You aren’t. Democrats do not cut taxes. Ever.
Bill Clinton promised a middle-class tax cut. During the campaign.
What happened with that? Oh, that’s right. It didn’t.
Yes We Can. Raise Your Taxes. Ha-ha, Fooled You!
I mean, there will be a good reason. Some sort of spin. A really great reason that, even though more taxes are disappearing from your paycheck and your 401k has just been unilaterally taken over by Big Brother, you somehow got a tax cut, even though you’re getting less money. It really was a tax cut. Only, the extra service charges and hidden fees and special deductions and other things mean, yes, you are technically getting less money now. But Obama still gave you that middle-class tax cut. That somehow cost you money.
Or, maybe it’s that Biden emergency. After that generated crisis Biden talked about, things are too dire. Everybody must understand that, even though we go through with the tax increases, we can’t do the tax cuts now. Not with this crisis.
Obama Gonna Pwn all You Noobs and Your Moneys.
McCain’s tax cuts might not sound as good as Obama’s, but they are much more likely to actually show up. Not a guarantee–McCain ain’t exactly a rock-ribbed Reagan conservative. But more likely.
What is a guarantee, that, if you work–and I mean, work much at all–the Democrats will take more of your money from you. The Bush tax cuts will expire. The Democrats will come up with programs that “cut” your taxes while taking more “investments” out of your paychecks.
How do I know this? Because they will. They cannot help it. Taking more of your money is a congenital condition with Democrats. It’s not something they can stop, except by becoming Republicans. And often, not even that will do it.
